Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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