And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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