Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
COCAINE IS GR8
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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