Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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