why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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