Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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