So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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