I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You're like the curious george of whores
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize