Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Who died my cat blue again?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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