Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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