i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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