Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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