I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
