Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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