apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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