he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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