ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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