yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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