Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
too bad you live with your parents still
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We are two peas in an std pod
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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