How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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