office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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