okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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