So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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