My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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