So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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