Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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