Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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