Hey man sorry I got all grabby
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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