I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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