The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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