She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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