I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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