He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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