Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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