The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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