i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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