all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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