ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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