i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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