No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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