Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
