Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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