why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
His hands were made for my vagina.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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