they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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