oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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