Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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