how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so let's talk penis.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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