Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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