She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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