Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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