everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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