I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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