Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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