just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
